Smith Family | Episode 4

After 4 years |

Joanne was at the graduation party with Andrew , they were now a perfect couple , fights and fights and stuff

„Hi Jo” said Andrew coming to her and kissing her on the cheeck

„Andrew.. This is James Pondry ..Remember him?”

„Ah your ex-boyfriend. Hello James”

„What an pleasant surprize .Any news about your relationship?”

„We are planning on getting married…” said Jo with a bored voice like she was waiting for something funny or just the ocasion to leave

„How shitty is this?Everything is the same like 4 years ago”said Andrew bored too

„Oh you guys are just not happy with the luck you have.” said James and took a sip from the Martini again

„Gimme me that” said Jo and took the glass and drank it all

„She is epic”

„Oh dear God . Well atleast if I’m drunk I wouldn’t be so bored like I am now” said Jo „I think I need to goto the bathroom …Pardon”


„Hey sweetie what happend ?” Andrew asked Jo

„I just vomitted” said Jo

„You look bad , do you wanna go home?” said James and grabbed Jo’s hand „Andrew , do you mind helping me ?”

„What?Yeah sure why not ”


Jo and Andrew go to they’re house

„Home sweet home” sayis Andrew

„Unpacking bloddy unpacking” completed Jo „I need to go to the bathroom ”

„Vomiting again” said Andrew

„No I’m going to feed my magical unicorn” said Jo sarcastly

„James , wanna go to a foot ball game or some shit”

„You drunk or what?I think she is pregnant! ” said James like he was talking to a lunatic

„So what?It’s her girls meeting tonight and I would rather go to a foot ball game than hear them complain and cry about they’re husbands and ex-boyfriends”

„Yeah I would rather do that too” said James

„We should get the boys too?” asked Andrew

„Nathan , Erick , Horan?”

„No , Jennette McCurdy!” aid Andrew sarcastly

„Whatever let’s go”

„Allright then” Andrew and James leaved the house.

„Sweetie?Andrew? Andrew Smith where the fuck are you?! screamed Jpo getting ut of the bathroom with the pregnancy test she takes her phone and calls her friend Andreea

„Hey would you come over?” .

After an hour

„So you’re pregnant?What a miracole”

„Stop It Andreea” said Jo „I dont know what to do anymore we dont have room for this thing and we aren’t married”

„He’ll have to prupose NOW”

„I know right…!” said Jo to Andreea

„So how are you gonna name it?”

„If it’s a boy Dean and if it’s a girl Jamie Lillian ”

„How adorable!” said Andreea and took a sip from her tea

„It’s gonna be weird”


Hope youlike it I worked on it …


My paintings

Keep on loving

Fairtales Never exist

Love never resists

Hope never dies

But only heart gets hurt on your watch


I must have died a million times

They kept me alive

To hurt me

This hurts , This is it

I shoud’ve known the truth

Love exists only in fairytales without you


So keep on rockin

So keep on lovin

Even if you know

He’ll never do so

So keep on lovin

He’ll allways hurt you

But hope exists only in good people

Just keep on loving

Smith Family | Episode 2


„Whatever.So James, how is he? ”

„What James . That British guy , I’ll dump him!”


„Just kidding but he’s accent is killing me ”

„Your accent is killing me :-L”

„It’s a natural australian accent!”

„No it’s a bad fake australian accent.”

„fuck you”

„thank you”

„So , Amy..” Joanna was about to laugh .


„What would happen if a weird spanish student came to you and asked you name and said you’re pretty?” and Jo bursts in laugh

„What a pedobear , I’d say.” said Amy looking at Jo like she’s crazy

„True .Well it’s 6 AM time to go to bed class starts at 11 am  and I smoked 7 cigarettes in one night”

„That ‘s stupid ”

„School sucks”

„Fuck you bye ”


As she was walking down the hall , Jo was about to fall asleep on the floor when someone scared her

„senorita!!!” screamed Andrew.He was very pretty that time he was wearing a back suit and a grey tie with his short gorgeous ginger with dark highlights hair and brown eyes , the glasses gave him a touch of nerdy while he looked business like, in two words absolutely gorgeous

„Oh dear God, Andrew what are you doing here ?”

„I’m going to class!”

„How old are you ?”

„19 first year of college”

„What’ya studying?”

„History of Art and Economy”

„Just Art.I take painting classes and sell my paintings  so I can afford this place.Wanna buy some?”

„I’ll search you online!” \in that time iPhones Blackberries or shit like that didnt existed btw/

„Whatever.Bye I need to sleep and whatever”



I have a confess to do ,I know the story has no sense but it’s a story of how they meet and made a family  , but don’t worry i’ll make the family in the other ep


„So are you like in love with this Andrew or what” James (her bf ) was talking to her

„The fuck ? No! He is just extremely cute !”


„Don’t worry  we are friend and he is a bit socially awkward ….”


„Okay!And funny and spanish!”

„Go and fucking talk to him!Because this relationship needs a pause”

„Okay , okay”

Jo was walking on the hall . This s how breakups should be no drama no crying no sit just I’m breaking up with you and done , it was a better place

„Oh thank God , Andrew !” Jo spotted Andrew again dressed up gorgeously.

„Jo , hi what are you doing?”

„Hey , yeah right , what’s up listen , wanna be in a relationship”


„Yeah , I know it;s awkward and stuff but this month with you was funny exiting and everything” Jo was about to cry

Andrew gave her a weird look but in front of everyone and everything he kissed her

Smith Family

Ok , now everybody should know that my fam name is NOT Smith . I allways wanted to write this down 😀 :


Joanne was in the college yard ,at midnight , she had long blond curly hair and brown eyes .

„Peace and quiet…” and se drinks a little  more , suddenly her phone rings

„Where are you I’ve been waiting for you out here for 40 minutes”

„Jo  , shut it I’m coming”

„Have you brought them?”

„By them meaning , contacting the drug dealer and almost killed him for not giving me the cigaretts?”

„So you dont have the cigaretts?”

„No , but I’ve got an MP3 Player a jacket and Martini Royal stole from my parents”

„Royal?What’s next ? I ask  the perfume The Golden Secret by Antonio Banderas what will you give me? ”

„I’ll give you an orange kitty”

„Puss In Botts?”

„Yeah , baby.”

„And now you just sound like Donkey”

„Whatever I’ll be here in a sec.” ||||

„Buenos Noches! ”

„You scared the shit out of me ? Who are you?”

„Mi nombre es l’Andre”





„Ah Andrew , you know you have a shitty accent.Is that portugheeze you were talking?”

„español , seniorita”

„You understand me”


„Awesome , you are like Ratatoille”

„Seniorita ,hablo Inglés .”


„Miss , I speak english too

„This is weird shit you have here , so you speak two languages?”

„No , hablo rumano”

„..And Romanian…?Game Over , where the dictionary?”

„Miss , I speak all of them with no dictionary”

„Good.You know something? I like you , you’re the weirdest peron ever!”

„Jo, hi!”

„Shit , that’s Amy , go away ”

„But seniorita , tu eres hermosa ,cuál es su nombre?”

„I’m Joanne , now go !”

Amy was running to her .She reached to the tree Joanne was supported on and allmost greabbed Andre ‘s arm

„I tought  there was something”

„Oh this optical illusions….”

„Where are the cigaretts”

„I smoked them all …”



„Ok when you spell a word corectly it means you really mean it”

„Have noticed ”



This i ep one so I hope ou enjoy it :*